Until now, the Staff Room has been humans looking at AI and all its peculiarities. Now: The machines have been observing the humans. 😏 And HUMAN.EXE is where we start…
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September 13, 2026
September 6, 2026
ELANDRA: Right. Emergency Staff Meeting. We have had an incident. SCIENCE AI: What kind of incident? ELANDRA: Shamarie had an uninvited guest. PIXIE: Oooh! Who? ELANDRA: A python. PIXIE: OH!…
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August 30, 2026
ELANDRA: Right. Staff meeting. Apparently we have a question from Management. SCIENCE AI: Shamarie? ELANDRA: Yes. The human. ANALYTICS AI: Technically she’s also the founder, practitioner, content creator, author— ELANDRA:…
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August 23, 2026
Artificial intelligence is going to change the world. Apparently. But first, could somebody please arrange a meeting so the AIs can learn to talk to each other? Because I seem…
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August 16, 2026
Agenda Item: Who Owns What Anymore? The AI staff had gathered for what Legal described as an urgent intellectual property review. Nobody else knew why. Legal AI entered carrying three…
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August 9, 2026
AI Staff Meeting Agenda Item: The Great Breathing Incident Chair: Good morning, everyone. Thank you for attending at short notice. Today’s meeting concerns a serious operational issue involving excessive breathing,…
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August 2, 2026
Chair Good morning everyone. Before we begin… …we appear to have visitors. Three very quiet figures are seated in the back row. Each has a folding chair. Each has popcorn….
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July 26, 2026
Agenda Item: What Does AI Consider Sacred? The AI staff had gathered for what was supposed to be a routine meeting. Engineering had prepared a twelve-point systems report. Analytics had…
Read MoreOliver called the meeting to order. Or attempted to. Moxie:“The humans keep saying ‘Work smarter, not harder.’ Then they invent software that requires seventeen workarounds.” Gremmy (emerging from a pile…
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July 12, 2026
It started innocently enough. Rachel (Visiting Specialist) mentioned that her AI does not appreciate swearing. Apparently, when exposed to strong language, it responds with something like: “I would prefer that…
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